Humorous Advice for New Teachers

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1. Always learn where the bathrooms are all located.
2. Never tell the kids how old you are.
3. Never, EVER, be SUPER NICE when disciplining a kid.
5. Most important people to get on your side first: custodians.
6. Don’t wear your really cool clothes to school: Your go-to daily wardrobe will consist of items that are comfortable, have pockets, do not reveal flesh, are impervious to all bodily fluids and getting snagged on the pencil sharpener.